.:.:.Things to Ponder.:.:.

1. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
2. Do they bury people with their braces on?
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
4. If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
5. Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
6. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
7. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
8. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
9. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
10. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
11. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
12. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
13. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
14. Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
15. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
16. Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
17. Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
18. If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
19. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
20. When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
21. If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
22. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
23. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
24. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
25. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
26. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
27. Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
28. Do you yawn in your sleep?
29. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
30. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
31. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
32. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
33. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
34. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
35. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
36. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
37. Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
38. Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
39. Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
40. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
41. How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
42. What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
43. How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
44. Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
45. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
46. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
47. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
48. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
49. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
50. If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
51. How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
52. When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
53. Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
54. Why do they put holes in crackers?
55. Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
56. What do people in China call their good plates?
57. How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
58. Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
59. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
60. If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
61. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
62. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
63. Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
64. Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
65. Do your eyes change color when you die?
66. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
67. If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
68. If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
69. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
70. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
71. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
72. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
73. Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
74. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
75. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
76. Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
77. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
78. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
79. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
80. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
81. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
82. If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
83. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
84. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
85. Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
86. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
87. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
88. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
89. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
90. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
91. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
92. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
93. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
94. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
95. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
96. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
97. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
98. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is weak?
99. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
100. Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?